Thursday, October 25, 2012

Holiday!


I awoke one day with a start
Maybe something was wrong with my heart?
But what is this I see
Fighting hard to overcome my urge to pee..

My mind told me it is a thing called the sun
People talked about it, I figured it was a pun!
They had urged me to try and have this thing called "fun"
Now that my deadline was done

I noticed something on my phone
When I clicked it, a voice started to drone
You have a flight in 3 hours, it said
You'd better be there, or you'll be dead

For it's time to meet people you once knew,
Before for this deadline, before you bid the world adeiu,
In a land far away your family awaits,
Far, yet in these united states :P

So get used to that spherical shape in the sky, that odd shade of red,
And on that note, get out of bed!
Of night-time knowledge you may be a fount,
And even look like Dracula, but you're not yet a count

Go on, go to York born anew,
Holidays like these, you get only a few
Another time, you may belong to the night
But thankfully, those days are not yet in sight

So I shut the phone and stare,
And wonder what to wear,
Surprisingly the laundry is done,
Past me, thanks a ton!

It's time to get ready and look smart,
For the ones close to my heart
There's a new one I get to meet
And she looks oh so sweet!

But since gifts I have none,
I must get there early, I must run!
Beg forgiveness from the queen all of four,
For she shall surely throw me out the door

So I'm leaving on a jet plane,
Sadly I know exactly when I'll be back again
I just hope it doesn't start to rain,
Cause getting home dry will be a pain,

Now I'll end cause this poem's becoming a drag,
And I have yet to pack my bag,
So to all, a good day, I'll see you soon,
Seems like I can write a funny poem, I might even try a toon!

-- Me

Monday, October 15, 2012

In the good old days...

I recently had a few chats with a certain math hating economist who believes sociologists are the root cause of all evil. As someone heavily relying on math, this made me start thinking. Then the further knowledge that she had not heard what UNIX was got me thinking if I'm starting to become a relic of the "good old days" (not before I screamed blasphemy a number of times, and tried to find the computer equivalents of holy water and a cross. Albeit, I couldn't, but I could use suggestions!). Further along this line of thinking, I remembered a discussion I had with one of my closest and oldest friends on his birthday. That the last time I saw his entire face was more than a decade ago. Since then, a rain-forest of hair has ravaged what remains of his face, it is rumored that parts of it haven't seen sunlight in years.

The key point of all this is the sensation of getting old. Some of you may have been a part of my discussions on turning 25 and being on the wrong part of the 20s. As my sister tells me, the 30s are worse, I worry about friends getting married, she worries about them having kids. But as she just got on the "right" side of that fence, she can taunt the others peacefully for some time. But, that inescapable feeling is starting to take hold that I'm going the way of mainframe programmers. Those of you who haven't heard of mainframes, read that line about UNIX again, and remember that as soon as I find that holy water and cross, I'm coming for you.

I grew up a part of a glorious generation that saw computers, phone and mobility take hold. When we were kids, TVs were bulky and bulgy, phone calls meant you sat in one place tethered to a wall, and no one got tense if you didn't call to update about your plans every instant, or post an update anywhere. The beauty of this time was that we go to choose whether we want to go outside and play, or stay in and explore this new virtual world. Like many, I chose parts of both. The generation before mine mostly chose the former, while the ones after me choose the latter. Unfortunately, I believe that a generation that sees both as equal options may not come again. It is not for me to judge whether either is better, but I'm a big believer that "both" is always better. Later generations may see different options, but I don't think they will see such a life-changing one till we invent interstellar or time travel.

It's my time to head into the world of adults, and try to earn a living. But the adolescence I'm leaving behind fondly is crystallizing into my "good old days", and that rocking chair on a front porch is getting closer. Now I'm off to fight my next battle against the evil rocking chair, so get off my lawn you pesky kids!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Mehkhaana


waise hi itne ghum diye zamaane ne ae ghalib
zara si hansi bhi kyun cheente ho
dilon ke jaam ko chhod kar, zahar ke kalash kyun peete ho
itne lamhe zaayar kiye to sahi, kuch lamhe khushi mein jeete kyun nahin

वैसे ही इतने गम दिए ज़माने ने ऐ ग़ालिब
ज़रा सी हंसी भी क्यूँ छीनते क्यूँ हो
दिल के जाम छोड़ कर ज़हर के कलश क्यूँ पीते हो
इतने लम्हे ज़ायर किये तो सही, कुछ लम्हे ख़ुशी में जीते क्यूँ नहीं 

Balance

I'm a big fan of the now cancelled series Scrubs. I'm a bit like the main character, so I'll start with a line he said at the end of an episode. It's meant to make a point, so don't take any literal meanings out of it :)
JD says, no one understands the importance of sex better than someone who isn't having any. Similarly, I feel that no one understands the importance of balance better than someone who doesn't have one.

Now since I'm done with the titillating opening, lets get down to business. Every natural system in this world has opposing forces, and it may seem like it strives to achieve a balance. I'm not an expert, and there are 2 opposing lines of thought on that, but you may consider this balance a choice of a higher power, or a freak of coincidence that's one of the infinitely many possibilities that have an interesting residual in our universe, and on this planet. The overall fact remains that this leads to an important observation, that balance is essential for something bigger to emerge out of simpler forces.

Some people confuse this balance to be stable. In reality, no interesting system we know about has a stable balance, or in more technical terms, a stable equilibrium. They manifest as unstable equilibria, with small ranges of stability that our world seems to reside in. In fact, as someone who writes simulations, that's the region we strive to achieve, and trust me, it's pretty hard to achieve.

This analogy carries over to our lives and our minds too. A balance is important, not just for ephemeral things like happiness, but even for basic sanity and survival. Your body and mind do not take kindly to extreme conditions. But again, it'd be naive to assume there isn't wiggle room. In that vein, I've spent long parts of my life oscillating between excesses of work and fun. A side note, oscillations are interesting manifestations of turbulence in physical systems, but differentiating actual ones from spurious implementation induced strokes is very hard work.

Honestly, I'm in a field that spends a lot of time and money teaching their members about work-life balance, and then go right off expecting you to ignore it. After looking at the recent incidents in the world, I'm starting to believe this problem isn't just localized to computer science. Over the past month, I read multiple headlines along the lines of disgruntled person goes to a public place and shoots a bunch of people. In one notable exception, the person responsible even survived, and is enjoying media coverage of his now red hair. Maybe it's just me or the effect of media focus, but I feel that the incidence of such events is on the rise. Again, I'm not an expert, but some reasoning suggests that there's a reason for these extreme actions. Every assailant in these cases had extreme cases of stress, having either lost jobs, or  hope in their PhDs. So you can see why it hits a little close to home, I'm in the 5th year of the latter myself.

People are likely to suggest that these are outliers, resultants of some other extreme actions along with an inordinate response. Coincidentally  simulation folk are very familiar with these too, these are indicative of a case where that unstable equilibrium suddenly loses the second word, and becomes just unstable. That happens because some of the underlying forces and assumptions that made things balance, are violated, resulting in an increasing oscillation leading to blowup. In laymen terms, that means that what was keeping you sane, just stops, because your brain just can't balance the forces exerted on you anymore.

Like any decent scientist, I'm inclined to offer an explanation, so let me start with something that I heard a while before I came to USA. I was always told that Indian people here are lonely. After coming here, I realized that's not the case, it's just that the primary model of society is nuclear families and individuals, the latter slowly becoming the dominant set. In my opinion that is the primary cause of this increasingly extreme outbursts of stress.

So, in the early 20th century, right up till the 70s, the primary model of existence was families. People lived in big families, and had a large set of cousins they knew about. Well, ok, maybe not in the cities, but at least in towns. And this model still exists largely in most Asian countries, where these sort of outbursts are not as common. But the fact remains families were, and still are, major balancing forces in our lives. Then somewhere down the line, the baby boomer generation came. They moved out, did great things. Slowly and steadily, that model became the norm, and we started to ignore families, to express individualism. Before you get the idea that I'm trying to prophesize the importance of families, I'm not. I'm simply offering a line of reasoning, and I don't intend the choice of one over the other. So, getting back, individualism prompted people to do great things, since removing family commitments from our lives opens up a lot of extra time and motivation, since the primary focus of our life is work. But, there is no such thing as a free lunch. Earlier generations still had the support of the family they left behind, that foundation. Increasingly however, that foundation is getting eroded, because extended families and people you cared about are becoming an ever smaller set of people. These people help you snap out of depressing thoughts festering in your brain, lines of thought that are better left alone. Social isolation makes you delve exactly into these lines of thought, except, a lot of people don't have any tether at all, meaning they can drown in them. The result is what you see in the headlines, because depression/stress and anger never make for a good combination. I've seen people shoot others over trivial car accidents, so don't underestimate the power of that deadly cocktail.

Granted I took some liberties with rigor, that line of reasoning should hold, so I'll move on to the other part of my discussion. Unstable equilibria, turbulence, they're very interesting phenomena. They may oscillate wildly, and seemingly randomly, but there's always a pattern. The economic issues straining society are becoming ever more prominent. With general public unrest in a lot of places, the chances of a spark igniting this tinderbox are huge. And if you think the natural state of society is stability, well, you didn't really get the point. It's well established that physical systems prefer higher entropy, or more simply put, more variations and chaos. Add weapons to that equation, and the results aren't going to be pretty.

Before you start thinking I'm going to recommend buying gold and making basements to stock supplies and weapons to defend against the coming apocalypse, let me point out that I'm not Glenn Beck. All I'm saying is that increasing volatility is making our society unstable, and the only reliable force we know of is family. So it only makes sense to try and return to that model, at least until we can come up with a better one. What's obvious, is that the current path is becoming untenable, and something needs to be done. The world is heading towards a realignment, and such transitions are never peaceful or painless, lets hope me and you come out of it in one piece.